Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.