Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.