How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor