How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor