It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Canoes tip.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because he got hit by a truck!
tep on the brake tupid
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.