What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog: