So they can see the battle.
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His reflection.
In a mirror.
Haloumi!
Go stand in front of a mirror
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
halloumi
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
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I can see my shelf"
M'self
Using the lords name in vanity
Han Double
Inspecting mirrors
A chair
Hallooooo me!
Halloumi! (Hello me)
A narcissistick.
Because they want to see the front line too
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Look at it in a mirror.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
A mirage!
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Because he has a high opinion of himself
A Mirror
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
They wanted to see it crack up!
To make sure he still wasn't there.
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
He couldn't stand to see himself like that.
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Now, I tweet them
The mirror
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Because they are always reflecting.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
A: A dog barking in a mirror.
Oh questions about the job No I'm good."
M'tropolis
Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
You would too if you had no reflection.
guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Snowoman no cry.
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
The shadow of his former shelf.
Ecru, Brute "
Blue
less than twelve parsecs.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second