What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them