What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.