What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors