What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"