What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!