What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma