What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda