What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Toy Yoda Jokes More Toy Yoda Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda