Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.