What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.