What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

Why, afraid of seven, five is?

Because six seven eight.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn