Because women are at the wheel.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Raise the urinals
A rotisserie chicken
They kermit suidide !
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
The wheels. They are always tired.
Skidward
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