Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!