Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!