Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY