They held the telephone wires off the ground.
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She wanted to lay it on the line!
To be on the safe side!
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
A: A pachydermatologist.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
A Feline...
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
One holds photos The other holds five
Oxnard, CA
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Because he left a residue at every pole.
to find better jobs
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
She laid a sidewalk !
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!