The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
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You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
To be on the safe side!
Leukemia Skywalker.
A Kylo Ren Book
He .
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
On a plane.
Square eyes
The letter F.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
The punchline is too long.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
A visit from the university board of ethics.
You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.
He forgot the safe word.
He forgot his safe word.
