What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page