What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout