What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page