What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation