Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.