Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Petroleum
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
They keep stealing green cards.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Bono-y-Bono
Because 7 8 9
Microsoft.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
