Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Their personality.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Because she is smoking hot
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Because 7 8 9!
Because windows 7 8 9
It takes the edge off it
Because he's always standing by The Edge.