Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Where do people with one leg work at?

and what are the employees names?

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.