What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.