Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.