What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.