What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.