What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare