Bald Jokes

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!