Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.