Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology