What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.