What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...