What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!