What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.