What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...