What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.