How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!