How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!