Don't worry they'll tell you.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Don't worry they'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
Because it's all relative.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"