How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"