Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

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What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's white & falls from the sky?

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.