You poke 'em on.
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Don't worry they'll tell you.
Don't Break the Ice
Because it's all relative.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
Meet Patty"
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
To the Batmobile!"
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
With a search party.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
I said I'm an orphan.
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
