Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...