Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.