Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha