Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...