Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"