What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.