Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.