How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick