Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.