Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick