How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.