Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Eyesight Jokes More Eyesight Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.