Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.