Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.