Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.