Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.