What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "