Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good