What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

A: It's too little to be out alone.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.