What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !