What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !