Lid Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."