What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.