What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.