What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."