What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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We'll have to rehearse that."

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.