Because she is a woman
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You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
The braille left her lips numb.
Because she's a woman.
Because she is dead.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
She answered the iron.
Corduroy.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
She was wearing mittens.
Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
She was shouting for help.
Neither of them got to sea!
The volleyball net.
Because she's dead.
Her dog was blind too
every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
the floor
Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet
She is a woman.
Hellen Keller
Clawing at the lid of the coffin.
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Because he's Snow'd-in!
The one that's left.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
So it would run faster!!
Because the 'p' is silent.
The Captain's Log.
Because they fall through his hands.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
They both only really work on paper
Make him wear shoes.
Lawsuits.
