What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor