What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor