What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie?

Aunt Man

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner