At some point they turned into Mummys
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Americans don't get them.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
Because he was in deNile
They are both X-Men
Bruce Jenner
